MARKET_LIVE
/// INITIALIZING_CONNECTION...
■ FUGAZI_TERMINAL
MODULE_01 // SYSTEM_STATUS _ □ X

THE MARKET IS
A FUGAZI.

>> LOAD_TRANSCRIPT: WOLF_OF_WALL_STREET.LOG
MARK HANNA: "Nobody knows if is gonna go up, down, sideways or fucking circles. It’s all a fugazi…"
JORDAN: "A fugazi?"
MARK HANNA: "Fugazi, fugayzi. It’s a whazy, it’s a woozy. It’s… fairy dust. It doesn’t exist. It’s not fucking real."
SENTIMENTEXTREME FUCK
MANIPULATION100.00%

:: THE_FUGAZI_PRINCIPLES ::

>> SCHRODINGER'S BAG

The state where your portfolio is both 'Life Changing Money' and 'Zero' at the same time, until you try to sell and realize there is no liquidity.

>> THE GREATER FOOL

An economic strategy where you buy something worthless, hoping a 'greater fool' will buy it from you for more. When you run out of fools, you become the liquidity.

>> VAPORWARE

Software that is advertised but doesn't exist. It's fairy dust. It's not on the periodic table. It sells dreams, not code.

>> EXIT LIQUIDITY

A polite term for 'You'. The person buying the top so the developers can buy a real Lambo while you hold a JPEG of one.

>> IMPERMANENT LOSS

A fancy way of saying 'Permanent Loss' but with a math degree so you feel smarter while losing money.

>> COMMUNITY TAKEOVER

When the captain abandons the sinking ship, and the passengers decide to paddle with spoons.

:: WALL_OF_SHAME_DATABASE ::

LUNA (Terra)2022
DROP-99.99%

Sister of the moon. Mother of the crash.

REKT
FTX (FTT)2022
DROP-100%

Sam's piggy bank. Effective Altruism™.

REKT
BITCONNECT2018
DROP-100%

WASA WASA WASA! The OG Ponzi.

REKT
LEHMAN BROS2008
DROPBANKRUPT

Too big to fail? Watch this.

REKT
MODULE_02 // RISK_&_STRATEGY/// ANALYZING...
>> C:\WOLF_WISDOM.EXE_ □ X

> CONNECTING TO WALL STREET...

> ACCESS GRANTED.


"Waiting for user input..."

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>> PROFIT_SIMULATOR_ □ X
MODULE_03 // ORDER_EXECUTION/// HFT_ALGO_ACTIVE
>> MARKET_ORDER_ENTRYLIVE ●

ATTEMPT TO BUY THE DIP

:: THE_SCHEME (ROADMAP) ::

  • [PHASE_01] The Pump. (Completed). ✓
  • [PHASE_02] The Hype. (Paid tweets sent). ✓
  • [PHASE_03] The Dump. (We took profits). ✓
  • [PHASE_04] Community Takeover. (Good luck).
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